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Uh… I Guess It Could Happen

Posted by Ben N. in Daily Cal, Humor, Arts and Entertainment
August 17, 2006 at 11:27 am

While I don’t usually read the Daily Cal review section, today I stumbled across an interview between the DC and Kenan Thompson, most recently starring in Oscar-nominated Snakes On A Plane. This may be one of the funniest things I’ve read in the Daily Cal:

DC: It doesn’t seem like your run-of-the-mill horror/thriller movie, though. There’s definitely some absurdism in there as well.

KT: Yeah, I mean, there’s a bit of, you know…I mean it’s not like ghosts or anything, it’s something that could actually happen.

Now banned from airplanes: hair gel, bottled water, and venemous snakes.

On a side note: I will see this movie, but there is a major inaccuracy. The flight is going from Hawaii to LA. But there are no snakes allowed on the islands of Hawaii. When I say they’re meticulous about this, I mean that the landing gear of planes is inspected for snakes upon arrival. So how did some dude get 200 of them on a plane? I think it’s a small plot hole, but given this type of writing, it’ll probably be the last. Right?

Also, Kenan’s upcoming film: Wieners. I can’t make this stuff up.

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  1. this is the greatest advertising for a movie in a while (by the name itself). are you actually looking for plotholes??

    Comment by anonypus — August 17, 2006 @ 11:29 am

  2. Vindication, after 7 years of effort to reinject the word into the adult vernacular. Rock. Fucking AWESOME!

    Comment by mano — August 17, 2006 @ 12:06 pm

  3. btw, on the topic of snakes on a plane,
    and fucking awesome promos, go here if you havent already:

    snakesonaplane.varitalk.com,

    you wont regret it. a day left before it jumps the shark for good.

    Comment by mano — August 17, 2006 @ 12:09 pm

  4. DUDE, ITS… A… FUC… KEN… MOVIE!!

    Comment by Anonymous — August 17, 2006 @ 1:53 pm

  5. Dude, it’s snakes on a motherfucking plane!

    Comment by mano — August 17, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

  6. Possibly the most quotable movie of the past 12 months. Even more than brokeback or talladega:

    “That…is…IT! I have HAD IT…with these MU’FUCC’IN snakes….on this MU’FUCC’IN plane!”

    “LISTEN UP PEOPLE! We have to create a barrier…between US…and the SNAKES!”

    (both of course spoken by Samuel L Jackson) To all of those seeing it on shattuck in less than an hour…see you there!

    Comment by Eddy Crochetiere — August 17, 2006 @ 8:08 pm

  7. Best…film…ever…

    Comment by Cuda — August 18, 2006 @ 12:58 am

  8. Ben, in your rush to sound very knowledgeable about Hawaii, you come off like an ignorant tourist.

    There are in fact snakes in Hawaii. Try going there and looking around. or check this link in the meantime.

    http://www.explorebiodiversity.com/Hawaii/BiodiversityForgotten/Wildlife/Reptiles/Snakes.htm

    Comment by tom — August 18, 2006 @ 7:15 am

  9. Oh come on. That’s a worm. That doesn’t count.

    There’s a difference between a “snake” and a snake. I don’t mind a “snake” on a plane.

    In any event, the movie is awesome. Go prepared.

    Comment by Ben N. — August 18, 2006 @ 8:18 am

  10. Also, to clarify, I said, “But there are no snakes allowed on the islands of Hawaii.” That’s still correct - it’s a crime to bring them to the islands. And they do check the landing gear of the planes, supposedly - I’ve never seen it though.

    Comment by Ben N. — August 18, 2006 @ 10:01 am

  11. The movie itself says that snakes are not indiginous to Hawaii.

    And if “Snakes On a Plane” says it, it HAS to be true.

    “oh great just what we need….snakes on crack!” -Special Agent Neville Flynn

    Comment by Eddy Crochetiere — August 18, 2006 @ 11:29 am

  12. The plane could be coming from South America. It doens’t have to be from Hawai’i to get snakes on it.

    Comment by captain duh — August 18, 2006 @ 12:04 pm

  13. OK the spam blocker won’t let me post the link, but I guess this could happen; a venomous snake was found in an airmail package to the netherlands. Its a stretch… but it is a mothafuckin snake on a mothafuckin plane

    for the story just google search “snake in airmail”… its the first page

    Comment by Josh M. — August 18, 2006 @ 8:56 pm

  14. just busting your ball, ben.

    I bet mano’s excited about the release of “Wieners” in 2007.

    Comment by tom — August 19, 2006 @ 8:06 pm

  15. is this topic seriously the best calstuff posts are these days? WOW

    Comment by RepBast1984 — August 19, 2006 @ 8:17 pm

  16. is this topic seriously the best calstuff posts are these days? WOW

    is this COMMENT seriously the best calstuff COMMENTS are these days? WOW

    See how I flipped it? :-)

    Comment by Andy R. in Missouri — August 20, 2006 @ 8:58 am

  17. is this english seriously the best english students can to speaking these days? WOW

    Comment by mano — August 20, 2006 @ 9:08 am

  18. mano you just proved your own point

    Comment by Anonymous — August 20, 2006 @ 8:58 pm

  19. is this intentional irony detection seriously the best students can do these days? WOW

    Comment by mano — August 21, 2006 @ 1:13 pm

  20. I hope Weiners is a sequal to Good Burger

    Comment by BFeinberg — August 22, 2006 @ 11:24 pm

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