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New Squelch Out

Posted by Ben N. in Uncategorized, Humor
November 20, 2005 at 6:11 pm

As usual, here is the sneak preview of the newest issue of the Heurisitic Squelch. First distribution starts tomorrow - look for us on Sproul!

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  1. The hits on Ayoob were tasteless. He’s a fellow student for Christ’s sake. Give the guy a break.

    Comment by Bhanu Singh — November 20, 2005 @ 10:31 pm

  2. The Douche was awesome, though.

    Comment by Bhanu Singh — November 20, 2005 @ 10:31 pm

  3. If he didn’t want to be mercilessly ridiculed and insulted in a tasteless and cruel fashion then he shouldn’t have tried to express himself athletically.

    Also he shouldn’t have sucked so much.

    Comment by Simon — November 20, 2005 @ 11:10 pm

  4. What’s with the Ayoob cracks? The Squelch used to go what, four years without an Holemoe joke? How about getting laughs with, you know, talent?

    Comment by D. Schawing — November 20, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

  5. Can somebody post about the Bearfacts error thats enrolling students in the wrong classes for this semester? Those affected should report it.

    Comment by berkeley student — November 21, 2005 @ 12:12 am

  6. I’ll give you what I know about the Bearfacts thing:

    At least as far as I can tell (from my own registration, and three other friends) any classes you have signed up for during Fall 05 telebears have shown up in your bearfacts registration again - even ones you dropped. A class I dropped prior to classes starting and two more I dropped before the deadline have reappeared in my Bearfacts class schedule and final exam schedule. However, the total number of units I’m enrolled in is correct on both my Personal Profile and Class Schedule page, which leads me to believe that the right information is still recorded somewhere.

    My wild speculation: the big power outage today screwed with the school servers, and the pages are going back to an archived copy of our records for part of the information about registration. I’m gonna head over to the Registrar tomorrow morning to see if it’ll be cleared up soon; I certainly don’t want 3 F’s on my transcripts for classes I dropped and haven’t been attending.

    Comment by Brendan — November 21, 2005 @ 1:56 am

  7. Appears to have been taken care of as of 2pm this afternoon.

    Comment by Brendan — November 21, 2005 @ 9:04 pm

  8. hey mano-

    now even the palestinians want you and your buddies to get the f*ck out of israel.

    http://www.israelnationalnews.com/news.php3?id=93549

    wah wah wah. nice job “helping” the palestinians by teaching them to use drugs and sleep around. you’ve been smasht, son.

    Comment by captain anonymous — November 24, 2005 @ 5:47 pm

  9. HAHA stupid mano. He probably has nothing left to live for. I guess the Palestinians are too “conservative” for these dumb college leftists.

    Comment by Anonymous — November 24, 2005 @ 9:06 pm

  10. theres a credible, coherently written article for you! is that the best you can do?

    Comment by Anonymous — November 25, 2005 @ 8:38 am

  11. fuckin hippies

    Comment by slam it — November 25, 2005 @ 7:15 pm

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